Friday, April 21, 2006

Bees Ain't Stupid?!

YeaH!! Li Ao took back his words... he said we are CLEVER! Smarter than he is! Hip Hip HurraAY!!!

To those who viewed him as a Cheat/DumbAss/Liar right from the start... well, if you ain't affected by his previous statement, you shouldn't be feeling otherwise now...

But to all who beat their chest and tear off their hair when we were accused for being stupid... rejoice! We had finally earned our recognition as a Smart Nation!!!

Yippy! Let’s celebrate this day, where the average IQ level of sporean had suddenly shot up by a whopping 100%!
What you waiting for? Bring out the green... or is it brown bottles of beer... whichever lah, I'll take both... hold 'em across your heart and sing with me the
"There a 5 stars arising, out of the stormy sea..."
when the Li Ao's talk show is on!

After singing our National Pride Song, rip off your clothes and do the naked NumaNuma Dance around your TV home entertainment system.

Yeah! For those who still don't have cables, you should be ashamed of yourself and subscribe NOW! Shit, it's time like this that I regretted selling all my Singtel shares!

But when I was doing the ChickenLittleDance half way thru the 12th repeated telecast, I realized to my horror that what Li Ao’s really trying to say is that we are smarter than he is, only because we know that when we fuck the govt, we'll ends up worse than him...

Shit! That's a even more serious accusation than being stupid!
He is saying that we have no LP like those little worker bee that can't reproduce...

Being stupid is bad enough, idiots without balls?!! KNN! This kinda of things CCB he also can anyhow announce on air... how are we gonna face the rest of the world!! HOW?!!

I took a look down there, to my dismay... he's RIGHT Again!! AAaaarggh! I'm so ashamed of myself that I don't wanna live anymore... just let me die lah...

That boy with small bird bird also jump off the flat liao, we don't even have any LP at all still want to waste rice for fuck?

Except for the father, son, and the holy Stephanie Sun... the rest of Spore should commit Sepukku with me right now!!

22 Comments:

At 12:31 PM, Blogger Leonard said...

OMG....this Li Ao is great sia...

i've cable but i neber watch this programme, still got repeat telecast or any transcript?

i wanna post on this but scared kena complaint...

i just check down there too, its there and placid, only will be 'strong' in our own "room"....

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger lau hero said...

Hellooooo, first you said we regain, then the condemn, what and last a sepukku...catch no ping pong why like that?

To me, who is this Li Ao and what is he trying to proof, he got a mouth said what he likes, I'm not siding, just feel why take offended from what he said, we know our capacity and knowledge, why must we proof to him, don't you feel weird.....just look at his country and judge yourself, any better than us....kaoz

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger Jerome said...

You are very funny. :D

 
At 6:14 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

aiya that li ao just seeking attention.

we are who we are. we know if we are smart or not.. we are humble beings.

let's just ignore him bah!

 
At 9:26 PM, Anonymous have pride human said...

sometime i just don't understand why pple just like to believe what li ao said, then the next moment pple started to look out for their bad point and said "yea, i am stupid, coz bah, bah, ...". is he really so super or " shen ren"? but to me, he is just another dirty old man. :)

 
At 9:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

btw, have you all watch the taiwan MPs fighting in the parliament? it is like watching group of fighting fish biting each other. are they smart fighting fish?

 
At 10:01 PM, Anonymous myfoot said...

just imagine only lah, if emiriyoshikawa is born in taiwan, will he still got time to blog here? maybe he might be another fighting fish. lol! :)

 
At 10:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think seriously on what Li Ao said. If you think he's silly, think again..

 
At 1:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, do we need to be so serious. If you think it is right, just do it. Don't have to be influenced by anybody. I believe we don't think he's silly as well. Why shld we? I simply ignore him since I don't think he is that great as well. Relax...

 
At 1:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Li Ao simply like to use words to influence people, I don't think he is that great as well. Whereas, I admire MM more, besides he can speak well, at least he also used action to prove it right. Why should I worships LI Ao's words, that will even make me look more stupid. think about it again.

 
At 1:24 AM, Blogger The Horny Bitch said...

??!!!

 
At 7:47 AM, Anonymous singablogger said...

Leonard, the "transcript" (censored partly) is in Lianhe Zaobao.
The link to it is on my blog.

 
At 8:13 AM, Anonymous singablogger said...

Sorry to use your blog to "hoot" your reader, but I really cannot stand it anymore:

I mean, when a person is of a young age, it is still understandable (though not excusable),

but when a person reach a certain age already and still (1) catch-no-ball the points that the author of a post is trying to put across, (2) still dunno how to read between the lines, (3) still being so superficial in reading, it is not understandable at all!!!

Maturity in thinking is supposed to come with age!!!!! arrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh!

This is already not the first time! It pained me alot to read "your" comment, each and everytime I find it on blogs that I visit (although of course, nobody forced me to read)!

Oh, by the way, taiwan is the top manufacturer in the world is some computer chips and diskdrives. It's economy is much more robust than ours.
It's world class brand names in the electronic sector are much more than ours. we have only Creative technology. More imptly, it's govt administration cannot hide any dirt from its people due to the quarellsome and somewhat messy parliament it has.

(by the way, thank "you" for finding my blog so boring that "you" have never visited or left any comments on it. Otherwise, i think I am going to vomit blood having to read "your" MO MING QI MIAO comment all the time. haha)

Oh, "you" know who I am talking abt? probably not. That's good too :)

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger Sexual Innuendo said...

Hmm, just let that fellow shoot his mouth off lah. Dont let it affect us.

 
At 2:15 PM, Anonymous singablogger said...

another Li Ao ( singablogger ) trying to lecture people again. sigh...

 
At 10:22 PM, Blogger noeyesee said...

no singaporean shud continue to argue or talk with li ao that motherfucker anymore. he toys us like a bunch of stupid fool n the whole world is watching the show laughing at us

what's wrong wif our pple nowadays? cannot read between the lines meh?

SGB, why must be so crude towards him? his mentality is probably too low to even realised u r "hooting" him, sigh...

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger F¡яєвџяN said...

why bother wat that asshole said? dun bother lar!

 
At 1:52 AM, Blogger Dukester said...

Dun give a flying f#%k abt wat the Ao piao says...we shld also be cleverer not to circum to his shrewed ways of getting attention...

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger 欣架打鳥人 said...

> another Li Ao ( singablogger ) trying to lecture people again. sigh...

The coward who wrote this is NOT me. This mother-fucker is IMPERSONATING me.

This ball-less individual chose the identity of "other" in posting comment and physically typed in the word "singablogger" and the url of my blog.

When someone has no balls, this is what happens.. haha

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger Jerome said...

If I'm a tour guide in Taiwan , I would tell the tourist as I usher them to the doors of the parliament,our speciality in Taiwan is "Fighting Politicians"

I personally think its interesting that Taiwan has fighting politicians.I'm grateful my country doesn't.

Perhaps someone should set up a martial art school called "Martial arts in suits and tie" for politicans or aspiring politicans to learn martial art for self defense in case someone in parliament hits them. :)

 
At 6:21 PM, Blogger Scarletr0se said...

lol i like the way u said the first part of your blog. LOL. YAY LI AO TOOK BACK HIS WORDS!!!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY indeed.

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

yeah maturity is supposed to come with age, but apparently he might have matured at the wrong head, not the top one.

wahhaha
am i being crude here?

 

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