Erection cumming, which hole you wanna poke?
Wonder if I were to say something like "those who vote blindly for the Lighting bolt are MINDLESS GOAT and have NO MALE CHICKEN HEAD", will they ever publish it in our daily newspaper?
Nay!
But this morning, I read on the toilet paper that there's this bitch which named those die hard fans of the opposition as... "ASS".
Wat, like this also can up the paper meh?!!
But on the second thoughts, maybe she just want to protect her rice bowl.
So sometime perform deep throat on meat rods of those top dogs also "Bo Bian" one, you know lah...
But why suck so hard until the cock juice also cum out? Really use that for facial meh? It'll help her skin glow? Try mine lah! Mine better! Grade A stuff!
Back in 1984... 31% of the Bedok's pokes was won by this guy who's said to be a mental gone case that have criminal record.
I didn't know how true lah, they didn't send me his personal file yet... but one sure thing is that 31% pokes!
Think about it! 31 frigging % of the ppl in Bedok were willing to take this "Mad Criminal" over Prof S.JayaOldHorse! Why?
Are these pokers as crazy as their candidate? Or are they really an ass like the reporter said? Man! We should withhold their poking rights until they prove that they able to "make the right choice".
If fact we should nab all those DumbAss out there in every single GangRapeClub and SinglesClub to revoke their poking rights unless they learn to choose the "right" hole. What say you? My suggestion ho bo?
Fuck ok! If you can't trust the ppl to poke the correct hole then CCB stroke their LP until full erection for fuck?! For shown only meh!
Why don't you stick your fingers up and feel around...
They choose that tight asshole only because your deep fried chicken cutlet is too big and dirty.
Over the years you're all dried up and never wash properly but yet all you want is more, more, more and more.
Like this who want to poked you! Some more last year Kidney also spoilt already how to fuck?
So exactly how do Assholes pokers like me choose? I'll tell you... Even if that ass ain't the real thing, so what?
It's just like a Whip... whether it's made of leather or plastic nobodies care, as long as you felt the pain, it's good!!
Coz we're not using it to replace you totally, but to 'help' you improve.
No matter what I did, by the overall results, you will still pass that HIV test.
But since your CCB fuck already not very siok, your report card wouldn't be nice.
Mmmmmph.... 51/100 marks! Grade D for you!
posted by emiriyoshikawa @ 11:30 AM
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opposition = ass = emiriyoshikawa
no wonder you so heated up.
cool down.
Why not give them failed? so that you can finish your mission here
Good Question! Why not fail them?
I couldn't... coz they've already walked over 37/84 seat and the biggest opposition only have 20 candidates.
That, plus 3 other main reasons which I could only reveal to you after the mission...
aiyo, your mission is so obvious. you only got one mission - to finish up spore.
anonymous above, please lah, singaporeans are not so stupid to believe such paranoid propaganda anymore. Last time, we were even told that if ever just one single opposition is elected, investors will flee. Did they flee in the end? keke..
You should take your lies elsewhere. readers of this blogs are quite clever.
"opposition = ass = emiriyoshikawa"? Now now, anonymous, isn't that being too personal? I mean, instead of talking about issues, as your pap masters said you should be doing, you are making personal attacks. Sigh. But, wat to do? running dogs are like that! keke
ALL 狗娘養的 IMPOSTER AND WHOEVER ELSE INTERESTED SHOULD READ THIS IMPORTANT NOTICE
ALL 狗娘養的 IMPOSTER AND WHOEVER ELSE INTERESTED SHOULD READ THIS IMPORTANT NOTICE
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Interesting metaphors used.
Let an old voter give emiriyo a history lesson about why 1984 got 31% in bedok support oppposition:
Because in that year, lao lee said that grad women have better genes.
So they produce children who perform better in schools.
He said he not anyhow bullshit one, he got statistics to show.
And true enough, he showed statistics during national day rally, charts after charts for long long time...
clarifying that it has nothing to do with being housewife or working mother, or father's qualification..
The only thing that matters is mother's qualification.
Statistics don't lie.
Therefore, he said: henceforth grad mother's children will have priority to enter primary 1.
Then election came.
Opposition stand up and say: "why you have an albino grandson? Good genes should have good kids wat"!
Opposition also ask another female MP (forget which one), how come her kid is intellecutally subnormal?
PAP say: "eh, how can so low blow? pple's kid u also attack. you opposition no form. xia4 liu2"
You know lah, say pple 种 lousy is ok (li ao just repeated what lky said, recently, rem?)
But how can let people's precious darlings have less priority to enter primary 1?
Hoot ah!
Everybody angry until vote oppposition... any opposition so long as he is opposition.
Meanwhile, around this time,
govt say: cpf minimum sum not enough, must increase to 80,000 (or some other very high amt).
all those near 55 yr old pple dulan liow.
Singaporean SHORTSIGHTED one (you shall see, when u reach the end of this history lesson).
How can all the while expect money, now suddenly no money?
Hoot ah!
Again, everybody vote opposition lor.
AFTERMATH:
govt scrape the grad mother scheme.
Started SDU which allow only grads to participate.
Give tax relief for employing maids to mothers (and not fathers).
Therefore, only high-earning women will benefit from tax-relief.
So hopefully, only grad mothers (high-earner mah) will give birth to more good-gene kids.
non-grad are low earner, cannot benefit from tax relief, no maid, they will give birth less.
O-level and below, go abortion, no need counsellling.
Highly educated women go abortion, need mandatory counselling first.
Started a HOPE scheme (this one recently) which says that if u are below a certain education level, if u go sterilise yourself, family can receive money to buy flat etc...
Then lao lee said that when a principle/goal is clear and correct hor,
the govt cannot kow tow just because voters don't like one!
because it is ultimately for the good of singapore in the long run mah.
But a good politician should know how to make the medicine sweeter...
So as to achieve the SAME goal in a way the voters can stomach.
And lao lee, himself personally used the abolition of the grad mother scheme and its replacement as an example of such a way of doing things.
SEE? NO DEFAMATION!
I never anyhow say govt "change soup no change medicine".
He himself say it (though not the same words) leh!
CPF min sum scheme was also abolished, for those reaching 55 soon.
In replacement, the min sum is to be increased slowly year by year...
so that by a certain year (i.e. now?), it reaches $80,000.
Therefore impact felt only by people who are young in 1980s, not by old people of 1980s.
SHORTSIGHTED
Singaporeans, u know lah, shortsight one.
grad scheme abolished, they happy liow.
what "change soup dont change medicine" they dont care one.
CPF also the same.
55 yr old of 1980s still can get money, they happy liow.
They dont think for their children one.
And their children, the young people of 1980s, also cant be bothered abt what happen when 55.
So everybody happy lor..
haha
hmm, maybe my history lesson a bit wrong, maybe not 1984. but aiya, all happened around that time lor. lol
btw, i am no longer spore citizen.
eh, "old voter" at 857am, u not sick of impersonating others ah? zzzzz
no balls.
hahaha...has this name or label "an old voter" been patent by anybody? even the name on your IC is not uniquely used by you.
Damn!! lost my rights to poke. With this, i wondered when will i get to see my mp again.
They were last seen on the streets/roads of the west in 2001.
Lousy feeling that the west is "undesirable" to be contested for....
EMIRYO I AM VERY SLEEPY!
copycat at 1:14pm, people may have same names on IC, but they do not enjoy being mistaken forthe other person. You apparently enjoy impersonating others hor? no pride lah. boo boo..
it's a walk-over at my side...
the durians were delivered to my door, even if it's heart is black, i also cannot reject...
HM...can i refund my durians?
.-.
I ONLY SEE YOUR SEXUAL WORDS.
-shy-
emiriyoshikawa have no new entry, now
辛佳博克 has turned to BM blog to fuck her.
Politics and explicit stuff. Dun understand.. :(
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