Scientology Whore!

Coffee time with A.Horny.

"HoBo?"

"Bo Ho lah!” Giving me the ultimate Tu Lan face “Don't wanna talk about it! CCB! Say already also Dick Fire Burn!!"

Knowing A.Horny for almost a life time, a prologue like this usually means he's going to pour the whole sob story onto me...
So I brace myself, ordered another round of coffee while A.Horny rub between his toes, smell the fingers before he rant on...

"Sei Bei Tu Lan! KKN yesterday go Geylang ganna Tock! Pua Bu eh! I was thinking mah, govt suddenly so good give $$$, so must enjoy abit loh... ends up $200 gone with the wind"

"Good? Don't be stupid, the $$$ is our own tax $$$ to start with. Will take back from you one. Your cigarettes import taxes already how much liao? Plus GST for delivery, GST for fuel, GST from whole seller, GST for..."


"Ang Lah, mine from Philippines... $40 nab nab, tax free"

"Ok, bad example… how about this cup of coffee? Import tax and GST on the sugar, milk, coffee powder, water, distributor, transportation... even the corn they mixed with the coffee also got tax!"

"Corn... no wonder this one have sour aftertaste... hey fuck lah brother, don't interrupt me like this ley... where was I?... ah! The $200 JB girl!" A.horny proceed to spit greenish phlegm with much vigor, nearly hitting his own nippon slipper.
"Order in one huh? Abit ex lah, but svc good wat... even lick your shit hole one!"

"Good zhi gi lan! I sway sway ganna one Scientology whore!"

"What, she want you to jump on chairs?"

"Worst, you know Tom Cruise force his wife do the "silent birth"? This whore practice "Silent Fuck"... buay keo one! She ma cham dead fish never mind, but forbid me to make a sound too... Turn off men! Cannot make noise how to fuck?"
"KNN where go reason?"

"She said hor, L.Ron Hubbard told her that when you moan in bed, the sound that bounces off the ceilling will cause the cement molecules to vibrate and give off a shock-wave that will trigger off subconscious sexual desire in all the young impressionable minds within 10km radius!"
"Like this those young chaps will feel the need to fuck immediately, but because she's servicing me at the moment, they'll go fuck others and she'll loose sales!"

"What fucking nonsense is this? Don't tell me you just stand there holding you flaccid dick and let her have her way? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!"

"Bo bian lah brother, she threaten to call up her gangsters... I stark naked how to fight them? So gey teo lan pa… LL lor… Anyway I still want to go Geylang next time one ok!"

"Weak lah bro... 2 months never see only you became so fucking weak liao!"

"But you can be fucking sure that I’ll spread the news and next time give my $40 to the lower grade Thai chix lor."
PS: Vote for Emiri, I'll give you guys the freedom of expression.