V... I'm you God

If I were to rule spore with an iron fist...

1. I'll have full control of the media and that includes internet.
NCB will monitor and hack into sites that's against me. A special team code named "Voices of Emiri" will spread my doctrines on the net, coffee shops, offices...

2. But I'll give freedom of speech to all, so that I'll know who's against me... they'll disappear by some freak accidents or heart attack by a special team, code named "Daggers of Emiri".

3. I'll rope in all the "elites" with a flaw... like those who like to sodomise their house pets/maids/kids, those who had committed serious fraud, those who had murdered innocent old ladies...
They will be given high post and serve me like doggy on leash or die a horrible death in jail. Code name "Angles of Emiri"

4. I'll set up 2 or more opposition parties... let them have as much publicities as ppl like them to have.
But they will fumble and fall like clowns, said the stupidest thing that makes ppl wanna egg them.
And my main party will step in to savage the situations. The opp parties will be code name "Clowns of Emiri 1""Clowns of Emiri 2"

5. I'll create bogus enemy, feed the fear of crisis to keep ppl on their toes, reminding them that without me they will fall. The enemy will be a neighbor country or terrorist group call "Devils of Emiri"

6. I'll encourage ppl to form their own groups, held protest during weekends at Padang for "Human right's" "Save the environment" "Stop wearing fur"...
But these groups will be lead by my spies, code name "National Emiri Union Committee"

7. I'll give ppl sex, drugs, Rock&Roll... summing it up... A false sense of freedom. The special task force for this will be named "Dick of Emiri"

8. I’ll let the top students to join the “Future leaders camp”, brain wash and train them to be my fresh hounds. Code name “Emiri’s puppy”

9. I’ll organize and give tax relief to companies that make the biggest Roti Pata, Roti John, Roti boy, Roti… everyweek to make you people proud of spore. Lead by the special organization “Pride of Emiri”

10. I’ll have foam party, rave party, water party, mud party on the streets every full moon on orchard road for the kids. Code name “Fun of Emiri”

11. I'll sell drugs, organs of patients and implement new tax to fund all these Special task forces. A special committee call "Blood suckers of Emiri"

12. I'll ban people from wearing mask.