You stupid woman 3... what's with the TOILET SEATS?!

And by now you girls should know that post with such title might offend you... so read at your own risk and would really appreciate it if you don't tell my mummy about it... please?...

Here we go again... Toilet seats this time.

Have you guys ever been nagged at for leaving the toilet seats up?

I mean, when the fuck did it became a man'e duty to make sure the toilet seats are down all the time, we don't stick our ass to it when we pee ok!

If you have problems balancing that wide ass on just the rim of toilet bowls, then YOU DO IT! You lazy cow!

In facts, you girls should be glad that the seats are up, coz if it's down, it only means one thing... your gonna sit on our sticky dried pee... does that makes your ass smell or feel better?

So be grateful when the seats are up, it proved that you're sharing it with a responsible guy! GOT IT?!!! YOU STUPID CUNT!
PS: Vote for emiri, I'll upgrade all the toilet bowls in Singapore to the good old squatting type! Trust me, it's gonna reduce our devorce rate by half.

As your new MP, I'll also give out free urinary devices to help girls pee standing so we could tear down the female toilet's cubicles and give them rows of urinals.

Have you ever stop to think how much land space that will save? Could jolly hell use that extra land to build the 3rd Casino!

A friend sent me this